Back With a Bang

by

Kissin’ Dynamite

Holy shit did I hate this album. Normally, when I don’t like something, I’ll just turn it off. But I didn’t like this SO MUCH that I listened to the whole goddamn thing just so I could give it an appropriate thrashing. It was a war of attrition between the unbreathable fumes of hair metal and the most rancid expulsions of butt rock. I mean none of that in the most remote good way. I generally like to let people like things, throw out a casual “it’s not for me”, and go about my day, but I don’t think that’s who I’m going to be on this platform. I will choose violence when necessary, and this album is a certified war crime.