The Fragile Army

by The Polyphonic Spree

Apple Music has apparently never given this band's artist profile an editorial pass, so when you navigate to their page it's up to you to figure out what this band's whole deal is across 25 years and (checks notes) 9 listed albums, only 6 of which are actually the canonical original album discography, and that's more manageable, if you know that, right?

But the best clue that Apple Music offers to its editorial subcontractors is also its most obvious, the "Essential Albums" section that blows up the selected album covers tolike 3 times their normal size.

"Essential Albums" for Polyphonic Spree, were Apple Music to wake the fuck up (lol jk) and pay for someone spending the five goddamn minutes… More